• You might be a redneck if…

    Date: 2010.11.24 | Category: Angie Cat, Weirdness | Tags:

    You have tin foil taped to your wood floors in an attempt to prevent your cat from defecating on said floors.

    Try explaining that to your magazine editor when she shows up with Thanksgiving baked goodies and she’s so busy staring at the floor that she can’t remember why she stopped by to begin with.

    Oh well, maybe it will keep the alien space rays out of our house.

    In case you were wondering, Operation Move the Cat Box was successful for exactly one week, then Angie resumed her disgusting habit. If the foil doesn’t work, I’m stealing BachelorGirl’s SSScat and fixing to the wall. At least that will bring me some amusement out of whole ordeal.