• Kids Say the Best Things

    Date: 2014.01.31 | Category: Family, Me, Sarah, Toddler Time | Tags:

    One of the best parts of Sarah’s developing vocabulary are the things that come out of her mouth. Some are endearing, some are hilarious and some are downright embarrassing. She’s getting so big so fast and I don’t want to forget some of these jewels.

    Here is a sampling of some of my favorites.

    Me: “Sarah, what do you want for Christmas?”
    Sarah: “Quiet.”

    Sarah: “Mama, I’m Mary, Daddy is Jofus, Sister is Baby Jesus and Leela is the camel.”

    On Sunday we were at my parents house and Sarah took a baby doll into my parents room. She climbed into their bed, covered up and “fed the baby like mommy feeds the baby” (if you know what I mean), and then laid there saying, “I’m so tired. I’m so tired.” Which was a very accurate portrayal of her mother.

    After getting in trouble at school for disobeying the teacher:
    Sarah: “Uh oh, Sarah’s in big trouble.”

    While helping me pick Norah up from her classroom at school:
    Sarah: “Mama, I want MORE BABIES!”

    Filling out an “About Me” sheet at school:
    Name: Punzel
    “I have a sister and four brothers.” (Um, what?)
    My Birthday is: “Sarah’s birthday!”

    Sarah: “Mama, I want purple eyes for my birthday.”

    Upon watching the “Let It Go” scene from Frozen:
    “Mama! Princess Elsa has boobs!”

    And my very favorite:

    While at school one day, Sarah accidentally got her dress in the toilet water and they had to change her. While she was standing there in her undies, she looked at her teacher and said enthusiastically, “I’m naked like daddy!”